"For all of you who don't know, NOW YOU DO!"
"I like hip hop, I like yay music."
"I think the invitation was something to the effect of "We have lots of beer and we need your help drinking it." Naturally we said yes."
"Yeah, can I bite you?"
"But now i'm evolved, I carry around gum with me, mouthwash and toothpaste and toothbrush in case any aspects come along."
"Waxing's far too embarrassing."
"We like Warped Tour the same way we like our women: perfect 10's all the way around."
"I asked for a salad and all i got was these condiments." (picks up a huge piece of lettuce).
"I learned that I would rather fail miserably doing something i love than to succeed doing something I hate. School helped me realize how much I hated it." Anwsering the question, what lessons from high school still apply to your daily life?
"Everything I get people i'm sure to save the receipts 'cos they usually hate it. I'm planning on buying everyone I know presents that I want so that way when they don't lik